Monday, April 27, 2009

Driving Hummers


Say what you want about Hummers, I drove one a few days ago and it was fun. I think that if I had one, I would carefully line up a bunch of traffic barrels in a slalom course, and then put up a couple traffic barricades right before a gap dirt jump. Instead of weaving around the cones and barricaedes, I would just run it all over as fast as I could and then call the police from my cell phone to report that my Hummer had been stolen. Then I would take the insurance money and buy a hybrid so I could yell at people every time I saw them driving a "gas guzzler."

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