Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Wedding Plans and V

Remember the mini-series V? It was about aliens who came to earth and acted all friendly, but then it turned out they were just here to steal resources. I can't remember if it was water or air they wanted, but I do remember that they must have had cows on their home planet since they all wore red and black leather outfits with strong V-shaped necklines. The other thing I remember about "V" was that during their wedding ceremonies the guy would have to eat a live mouse after the vows. I think we'd see a lot less divorce in this country if we adopted such a plan. Las Vegas weddings would be virtually wiped out overnight, and guys would really, really have to be sure about wanting to get married before they proposed. The only downside is that it would make the kiss at the end of the ceremony pretty gnarly.

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