Friday, October 30, 2009
A Night in Jail
Some friends of mine ended up at the police station one Halloween night. If there's ever a night I wouldn't mind being hauled into jail, it would be Halloween. Imagine super heroes in handcuffs while bruised and bloodied Power Rangers patiently fill out paperwork and sit through police questioning. The station would be a mess of drunken idiots in costumes and the jail cell would be even worse. You know that feeling when you go to a Halloween party and you're the only one not wearing a costume? Getting thrown into a cell dressed as a Boy Scout would be similar, except you know, the opposite. The worst scenario would be if you were dressed as one of the cops from Super Troopers and ended up spending the night locked away with real criminals.