This JetBlue flight attendant and his dramatic job quitting have been in the news a lot lately. If you haven't heard the story, a flight attendant laced into a couple passengers on the PA before popping open the plane's door on the runway and deploying the emergency slide. He also grabbed two beers for the ride home. While I applaud his style, grabbing those beers is going to be a tough one to explain in court. It's not like he can pretend he was trying to avoid a confrontation. That's like showing up to work two hours late with a hot cup of coffee from Starbucks. You don't apologize for being late when you're holding evidence that you stopped for coffee on the way.