Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Owning a Serving Tray

I do not own a serving tray. I feel that serving tray ownership means that you have crossed a line in your life, and frankly, I'm not ready for it. When you own things like serving trays, it changes things. Now, when I visit friends who live in cities across the country, every one of them assumes that I'm going to be sleeping on the couch. Likely while wearing all of my clothes. Or maybe none of them. A guy who owns a serving tray that he uses to feed his friends cheese and olives would probably get his own hotel room when he visits. This person would also not use a sleeping bag instead of a comforter and change apartments every 17 months. Well, I guess I could own one, as long as I used it to hold spare bike parts or something.

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