Moustaches are like newborns. As soon as you get one, people you don't even know just walk up and start talking to you. They want to touch it and, in general, share in the joy that it brings to so many people. You'd think that moustaches would have the exact opposite effect since they're responsible for so much violence in this country, but it's the new mustache that people want to be a part of. Once the mustache is a bit older it gets cynical and loses some its innocence, but it's easy to enjoy in the short term.