Friday, March 25, 2011

Head Radiation Cannon

It's in the fine print of my phone's instructions. "Always keep your phone at least a quarter inch away from your body." Why? Radiation. I suppose that's why some people use bluetooth headsets -- to cut back on the radiation while they look important in their business conversations. I don't talk on the phone much, so I'm not worried about the head radiation. But I do keep my phone in my pocket most of the waking day, and I can tell you it's closer than a quarter inch to my body there. The only way you can keep it that far away is to get a belt holster for your phone, but then everyone assumes you work in the IT department. I have a hypothesis that all of the men in my generation will develop groin cancer from carrying around their cell phones. Well, every man except the ones who work in IT.

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