Wednesday, April 20, 2011

CIA Secrets

The easiest job in the world would be running public relations for the CIA. You would never need to send a press release or hold a press conference, and if you did ever have to speak to the press on the record, you could get away with memorizing two words in every language: "No comment." And then on the extremely rare occasion that you do have to make a statement, it's going to be on how you're finally releasing classified WWI documents five years after denying the Freedom of Information Act requesting those same documents. Why did it take so long? Well, we don't want anyone to know our secrets regarding invisible ink technology. Why not? No comment.

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