Friday the 13th is the last cool event that has yet to be usurped into a bizarre drinking holiday. Blue moons, as seldom as they are, have even fallen prey to the drinking masses. Pretty much every holiday that I know has some kind of theme party lurking around it. Then again, maybe it's just the fantastic company that I keep and other people aren't having these parties. In any case, you're all invited to my next Friday the 13th party.