I was in the locker room the other day and someone said something to me. It freaked me out. This is a major breach in locker room etiquette. General etiquette dictates that you don't talk on the phone while naked, you don't take lockers that are right next to an occupied locker, and you never start conversations with strangers. But then I realized it was a guy that I actually know, so we got to have a conversation quick. And since no one else talks, they all had to listen. I complained about how someone had taken the locker right next to mine.