Friday, September 21, 2012

The Stroller Brigade

There are a lot of little kids in my neighborhood and their parents all push them around in massive strollers with big sides and plastic globes that they can lower during rainstorms. I don't have kids but I wonder what it'd be like to try to breathe in one of those globes; I'd prefer to get wet. These kids are all going to grow up panicking every time they see a snow globe the rest of their lives and they'll always wonder why. My favorite part of the huge strollers is that they block the parent's view of the kid, so I'll always see the kids picking up stuff off the ground and tasting it. I wonder how long it takes them to figure out nothing on the ground tastes any good. Or, wait...maybe it does taste good.

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