While motoring through the bayou the other day I learned that I have a horrible allergy to gnats. At first I was annoyed, but then I gave thanks that I've lived my life this long and only found out now. I don't have much contact with gnats, so if I'm going to be allergic to something, at least it's something that I'm not going to have to deal with very often. For example, what if I have a crippling allergy to moon rocks? That's cool, I'll deal with it.