Crash Diet

Today at work one of my colleagues asked if I'd lost a bunch of weight, and he wondered aloud what kind of crash diet I was trying. I haven't been trying to lose weight, but having someone tell you that you look better is a nice thing to hear at any time. The truth was much simpler. I told him I hadn't lost any weight, but I'd cut my hair and removed my beard. It's the easiest crash diet of all time.