Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy Fourth

Let's all make a promise to ourselves this year: if the mortar we lit and dropped into the launcher does not go off, none of us will lean over the launcher to look into it to see what's gone wrong. Losing your finger is bad enough, losing your head would ruin everyone's holiday. So enjoy your fireworks, or enjoy trying to comfort your huge dog that will spend the evening cowering under the bed during the fireworks. Happy Fourth of July.

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