Sunday, March 30, 2014

Bad Oysters

I'm not sure I'd recognize a bad oyster if it crossed my path. I've heard you can tell the moment it's in your mouth, but I take those things down by the plateful and don't notice too much of a difference. Do bad oysters taste like underwater snot? If so, then maybe all I've ever eaten are bad oysters. And if that's the case, they're delicious.

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