Look, I didn't think I was going to have to say this, but all you people who love zombie movies and TV shows, it's getting pretty obvious that you're all hoping for a real zombie apocalypse. The just-joking survival plans you share over a beer are far too detailed. And your analysis of city exit points and the best places to fortify must have required hours of poring over maps. It's okay though, nothing to be concerned about. As a pastime it's no more of a waste of time than memorizing baseball statistics. I just don't want you all to be disappointed when the zombies never rise.