Gear You Don't Want to Use

I bought a brand new pair of rain pants last week and now it's supposed to rain every day the rest of this week. Rain pants must be the only type of gear that you buy that you're not excited to try out. I'd love to sell my old rain pants, but I'm afraid the ad I'd post to Craigslist would attract all the wrong attention: "Rain pants, Men's Large, used, they work well except the butt is worn through." And they did work well, but I've found that climbing off your bike at work with your pants completely dry save for one wet spot on your butt is actually worse than climbing off your bike with your pants soaking wet.