Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Only Thing That's Safe Around Here

The only thing that can safely be stored in my refrigerator overnight is healthy food. Beer left for a day is gone. This isn't a big deal if you're planning on sitting down and drinking five of them, but when you only want one it's a bit of a hassle to go to the store. At least the store sells single beers so that I don't lose five beers every night. Healthy food is the only thing that sticks around since my roommates won't touch it. It's best to tear labels off cans of fatty, cream based soups before storing them in my cupboard so that they don't get eaten. I should probably be thanking these guys. My health food purchasing is adding years to my life.

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