Parking Crackdown

One sunny spring afternoon in high school kids began getting called out of classrooms. The principal would get on the PA and address the specific room and ask the student to head to the office. It seemed kids were plucked at random. They would get on the PA and call the class stoner, a jock and the smartest girl in class to report together. By the afternoon everyone knew what was up -- they had drug dogs running through the school's parking lot. I'm not sure where they trained these drug dogs, but apparently they were more attracted to cars with Phish bumper stickers than they were cars containing actual drugs. They didn't arrest a single kid that day in spite of calling several out of classes and ripping all the panels out of one stoner-looking kid's Jeep. Maybe they would have had better luck running the dogs through the school bus parking lot.