Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Costume Choices

Last night I was one of those jerks who doesn't answer their door when trick-or-treaters pound on it. I hated people like me when I was a little kid. It was my fault; all I had in the house to offer them was cans of beer, and that would have landed me in jail. I saw a lot of adults yesterday also wearing costumes. And I've found that you can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to dress as on Halloween. My costume (no costume at all), for example, means that I'm lazy and not interested in festive holidays. If a couple is wearing a themed costume, than you can usually tell who has the upper hand in the relationship based on what they've chosen. And people who wear scantily clad Halloween costumes are "young and fun," though probably not anyone I'd care to be friends with.

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