Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Double Gum

I never chew just one stick of gum. I need at least two every time. It got me thinking the other day, why don't they make gum in double portions? Then it occurred to me that maybe that's what Double Bubble is. If that's the case, they really blew it. I've never seen Single Bubble for sale, and if I did, I'd never buy it. Double Bubble loses its taste in about two seconds and turns to the consistency of road tar after you blow the first bubble. And we all know Double Mint gum isn't a double portion. It's the exact same size as Juicy Fruit, and both suffer the same woes as Double Bubble in terms of flavor and consistency.

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