I've been told that if you blow your nose and the tissue is full of brightly colored gunk, then you have a sinus infection. And I've been told that these infections can only be treated with antibiotics. I don't know if there's any truth to this, because I've blown neon-green gunk out of my nose and never gone on antibiotics, and it's gone away on its own. Whether this is because I'm a superhero with the power to produce my own antibiotics or for some other reason, I have no idea. I bet that when I die they'll conduct an autopsy and say, "This is the most advanced sinus infection we've ever seen in our lives."
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Sinus Season
I've been told that if you blow your nose and the tissue is full of brightly colored gunk, then you have a sinus infection. And I've been told that these infections can only be treated with antibiotics. I don't know if there's any truth to this, because I've blown neon-green gunk out of my nose and never gone on antibiotics, and it's gone away on its own. Whether this is because I'm a superhero with the power to produce my own antibiotics or for some other reason, I have no idea. I bet that when I die they'll conduct an autopsy and say, "This is the most advanced sinus infection we've ever seen in our lives."
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