Loud Sharing

When I'm telling (what I think is) a funny story in public to my friends, I work hard not to talk so loud that other people can hear. Not because I worry that I will offend them, but because it drives me crazy when people who think they're making an interesting point do it very loudly so everyone can hear just how amazing they are. Look guy at the end of the bar, if you think telling everyone here that you once saw Keith Richards buying shoes makes us think you lead a wild, interesting life, you're very mistaken.