I like the guy who cuts my hair a lot. He gives me a small glass of whiskey while he cuts it, so even if I don't like it, I still like it okay. But he always screws one thing up. This time my sideburns are uneven. It took me about two weeks to notice the disparity, so I'm guessing not many other people have noticed. In fact, I've never noticed if anyone else's sideburns were even. I could trim up my one sideburn to match the shorter one in length quite easily, but the problem is that I prefer the long one. It's a waiting game at this point. The fact is, I almost never stare at people directly head-on, so I really don't think it's an issue.