Saturday, January 18, 2014
The Stories From High School Reunions Are Never Good
I have never heard a good story from someone's high school reunion. It's always about someone drinking too much and making bad decisions or feeling inadequate about where they've landed in life. The best story I ever heard was from a friend who went and ended up talking to a bunch of people he never knew in high school. (I didn't say it was a great story.) I saw photos from my reunion on Facebook, and based on my knowledge of the attendees' personalities and every other story I've heard about high school reunions, it is very easy for me to imagine who fell down the stairs and who cried half the night. If I do ever go to one of my reunions I'm going to rent a Ferrari and a huge yacht, and then tow the yacht to the reunion using my Ferrari.